Nintendo Guy

There is a guy i used to know

He was really cool

Before he got his Nintendo

I used to see him

Walk the street

Now hes obsessed

Cuz he cant be beat

He used to have friends

A life

A car

Now he has Nintendo

Princess peach

A better car

He lost some weight

He doesn't talk so much

His parents think its great

Cuz hes so well behaved

He doesn't get in trouble

Cuz he doesn't leave his room

But if you opened the door

And took a look inside to see

You find the truth

Of his insanity

Junk food wrappers

All around

Tons of games

Spread on the ground

He doesn't shower

Or brush his teeth

He fills his Pepsi bottles

When he has to pee

But he has tons of lives

About two hundred and fifty

Hes beat his games

Several times

And he holds all the high scores

On the games online

Hes a Jedi master

A detective

An alien

A kung fu fighter

A pilot

A king

He has his own town

City

And farm

And he can destroy a whole castle

Without moving his arm

He could win any thumb war

Cuz his thumb is so strong

And he can kick some major butt

While playing pong

You can try to be like him

But it would take so long

Cuz hes lived a thousand lives

And hes a winner all the way

I need to get a Nintendo

That's all i can say

Thought I would share one I wrote just for fun. I really do love to play Nintendo.